Thursday, November 19, 2009

In the mail


Dear JCrew,

Oh how I love you!

I love even more the delightfully fabulous sweaters you have for the winter season.

Would it be possible to keep them for next winter?

By then my deflated chest and sloppy stomach will fit into them quite nicely.

All my love,

Jill

5 comments:

melissa said...

amen.

melissa said...

...but there will come a time you don't even get the mail. I'm there. It's just too long a walk!

Brammer Family said...

Who needs a flat stomach and big boobs anyway, huh?

You're gorgeous. :) Hope you're feelin' well!

Taneill said...

Thanks for making me laugh- you are so cute!

Peggy said...

I'm with Brammer. I'm calling it a lost cause in my case.